My favourite song at Christmas is Earth Kitt’s version of “Santa Baby”. It describes a list of all the things she wants for Christmas. One of those things is a “’54 covertible..light blue”. Me too!
In reflection of Eartha’s request from Santa, she goes on to sing that if she had a “’54 convertible..light blue” that life could be a bit different. The lyrics identify to Santa “think of all the fun I’ve missed, think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed”. Is this song telling me that I should have purchased a topless vehicle years ago? If I had had a convertible, I would have increased my dating ratings?
Well girls and guys, I am telling you now, that a topless vehicle is a people magnet. I was sitting in my topless jeep the other day checking my IPhriend iPhriend Jingles all the Way! « toplessdrivers. – and when I looked up some person was petting my jeep’s headlights! What was that all about? I also got stopped at Walmart by a guy who wanted to tell me “nice jeep”. I am now very aware of the looks and stares coming at me when I drive this thing. I am now paying more attention to what I wear when driving the jeep too. Don’t want to disappoint the fans when I get out.
In conclusion, your date rate will soar in a topless vehicle. “Santa Baby” has been telling us at Christmas for year’s. Time to listen to Eartha’s advice and put a request for a topless vehicle in your letter to Santa.