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“Edward Cullen…we are coming”

Edward tells Bella that he sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. He explains that he does not go out in public in the day because his “sparkliness” will create public suspicion. Too right it will create suspicion. Everyone else in the world thinks that vampires explode into dust in the daylight. Don’t they?

Follow me Edward....anywhere

If you are going to any Twilight premiere or movie event then we recommend you;

  1. Cover yourself in glitter that sparkles like diamonds
  2. Get in your topless vehicle so everyone can see you and
  3. Test Edward’s theory that it makes the public suspicious

You can also test the overall vampire theories by either exploding into dust in the daylight or just pretending to be a vampire. Let us know.

Note: Apologies for Edward’s topless picture – that was not intentional, but it is the best glitter shot we could find.

For fashion tips go to: Mixed Gems.

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10 thoughts on ““Edward Cullen…we are coming”

  1. My favorite out of all of them is jasper

    Posted by Ethan | August 28, 2014, 1:53 pm
  2. He almost looks like mike Myers in “Austin powers in The Spy Who Shagged Me” when he sparkles like that<3

    Posted by Ethan | August 28, 2014, 1:52 pm
  3. I think edward is hot and i think he is even sexier when he is topless<3

    Posted by Ethan | August 28, 2014, 1:50 pm
  4. “Edward Cullenwe are coming Toplessdrivers” ended
    up being a truly awesome article, . I hope you keep composing and I am going to keep
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    Posted by | February 10, 2013, 10:39 pm

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