This week is the week where Santa’s elves are dusting off his sleigh in preparation to travel and make his public appearances around the world. He will travel from the North Pole in his topless sleigh and join many parades and Malls to listen to the whispering wishes of many.
(sound of wheels screeching to a stop)
WHAT? Topless Sleigh? Are you nuts?
There is no doubt in our mind that driving with the top down is a fabulous experience, but there are limits. Traveling at Santa speeds has to create a very serious windchill factor. Very, very serious.
In our letter to Santa this year, we have one thing to say and that is; “Get the hard top on! Now, if you do not have one, you will urgently need to put it on your Christmas list. We are sure you have been good this year. It’s in your job description! It’s cool. You can do this. We don’t mind. We respect the holiday tradition, but let’s face it, we never see you at light speed, so who would know? Hear us topless drivers, we know what we are talking about. We promise to never tell your secret.”