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“Edward Cullen…we are coming”

Edward tells Bella that he sparkles like diamonds in the sunlight. He explains that he does not go out in public in the day because his “sparkliness” will create public suspicion. Too right it will create suspicion. Everyone else in the world thinks that vampires explode into dust in the daylight. Don’t they?

Follow me Edward....anywhere

If you are going to any Twilight premiere or movie event then we recommend you;

  1. Cover yourself in glitter that sparkles like diamonds
  2. Get in your topless vehicle so everyone can see you and
  3. Test Edward’s theory that it makes the public suspicious

You can also test the overall vampire theories by either exploding into dust in the daylight or just pretending to be a vampire. Let us know.

Note: Apologies for Edward’s topless picture – that was not intentional, but it is the best glitter shot we could find.

For fashion tips go to: Mixed Gems.

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